23rd November

London

180 tickets

”Salacious and seductive, dark and inventive, Nude Noir is no casual night out affair”.

About THIS EVENT

Celebrating Over a Decade of Sensual Elegance

Nude Noir is thrilled to announce our 12-Year Anniversary Tour, marking a milestone in the journey of seductive storytelling and immersive artistry. Over the past twelve years, Nude Noir has redefined the landscape of erotic performance art, captivating audiences with our unique blend of desire, mystique, and avant-garde aesthetics.

To commemorate this special occasion, we are bringing our signature show to three iconic cities: London, New York City, and Los Angeles. Each performance promises to be a night of unforgettable elegance and passion, showcasing the very best of what Nude Noir has to offer.

New York City 11th & 12th October

‍The city that never sleeps is the next stop on our anniversary tour. New York City, with its electric energy and cultural diversity, provides the ideal stage for Nude Noir’s sophisticated seduction.

Los Angeles 18th & 19th October

‍Our final destination is the glamorous city of Los Angeles, where dreams are made and stars are born. Prepare to be mesmerized by an evening of breathtaking performances that push the boundaries of erotic art.

London 28th September

‍Our journey began in London, and it is only fitting that our anniversary tour returns with a bang to this vibrant city. Join us as we celebrate our roots and honor the city that has embraced us from the very beginning.

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Join Us

‍This anniversary tour is a celebration of our journey and the unforgettable moments we've shared with our audiences. Don’t miss your chance to be part of this extraordinary experience. With limited tickets available, each night promises to be an intimate and exclusive affair.

A Night to Remember

‍Nude Noir stands alone, transcending categories—more sizzling than burlesque, cabaret, yet neither fetish, play party, strip club, nor variety show. Our shows are a perfect date night or an ideal choice for guests seeking that "Je ne sais quoi."

Tickets are limited to only 180 per evening, ensuring an intimate experience.

Apply Now

‍Due to high demand and our history of sold-out shows in London and San Francisco, interested parties must apply via our website to "Madame Noir." This ensures that our most passionate fans have the first opportunity to join us in celebrating this momentous occasion.

This is more than a performance; it’s an experience that will leave you breathless.

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Location

private mansion TBA London

Date and Time

Saturday, November 23, 2024

10:00 pm

Performers

Dress Code

Black tie and cocktail attire accented with leather, lace, silk, and latex. Or any expression of your own "noir" style, as long as it's dark and stormy. For inspiration, check out the gallery of guest photos below, or our Pinterest page.

There's a very old but good Asian proverb that says,
"It is better to see something once then to hear about it a thousands times." Nude Noir is an art and experience that has to be seen, felt and surrendered to.

The Bite Mag

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"Nude Noir is one of the darkest, sophisticated and most sensual dress up events in the capital, borrowing a page from Helmut Newton’s moody, erotic work to create a decadent ambience unlike any other. It's where fantasy and reality collide to entertain and seduce . Invite only since 2012.

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Our beautiful guests over the years:

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"Seducated- that is how I felt upon leaving the venue. Seduced”

-London guest

"Words fail to describe the excitement at my fingertips and lips at the beauty and elegance of the event ... I am now one of those anticipating your next soiree, where wine tastes more refined and the ballroom pulsates to some secret sensual rhythm, where language cannot keep up with the scenarios unfolding in front of your eyes. You have created something that many are missing, many are afraid to obtain.”

- London member

“Both my girlfriend and I, we would like to let you know, that we had a wonderful evening at the party! The guests, the shows, the organisation - all of it showed your great care in preparing the evening! It filled us with a lot of positive energy! We hope to attend a next event as soon as possible!"

- Berlin guests

Letters to
Madame Noir

My dearest Madame Noir,

Every word of this letter is filled with sheer anticipation of the wonders to be seen this New Year's Eve. The over-used quote that when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life, makes me sure that man hasn't seen Noir. My humble request is to immerse myself in the heavy perfume, black lace and temptation that Nude Noir has to offer ... just like the most glamorous kiss could be made more sensual with a tender bite ... it would be a privilege for me to share that fantasy.

Truly Yours
M.S

Dearest Madame Noir,

I wish to thank for the beautiful letter you sent me, and as well apologise for being quite late in my reply. The outfit for the glamorous night on Valentine's Day has been chosen and I eagerly anticipate whatever awaits.
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I sense that this event will attract an even more alluring crowd than the last, and some new faces as well. I imagine you have witnessed many amazed looks of those who arrive in your world for the first time. I cannot wait to drink in this sight as well!

Once again, thank you for breathing sensuality into the London air and stirring up the scene more than a bit. I wish you the most gratifying and pleasurable days leading up to February 14th.
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Warmest wishes
K.S.

Dear Madam Noir,
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My name is N. and I am writing to request your kind permission to be granted an invitation to the next Nude Noir party. My boyfriend and I had the pleasure of visiting one of your parties at the Gore Hotel, arranged by our friend S. ... Our group of friends had a table in the room next to the DJ, and had the most amazing experience. We immensely enjoyed the ambiance, the music and the sophisticated crowd.
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I hold memberships at Mortons, The Arts, and Beat and would be very grateful to receive invitations for your future parties as it was an amazing experience, way above the usual London party scene.
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Yours sincerely,
N.

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